I don't know if you've heard of the phenomenon of Christopher Walken's Twitter account, but if you haven't, you really must check it out."There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front of my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
Unfortunately, online research shows that it's definitely a fake account. However, it's so funny you will not care. And it's disturbingly believable that Christopher Walken would say these sorts of things."Someone commended me for being "approachable." Okay. The truth is that I'm easily distracted and don't notice people touching me right away."
Even if you don't have a Twitter account, you can read "his" account here
. I highly recommend it as a good stress relief for the start of the week."I'm reminded of the "How dare you break wind before me!" joke. I won't share it. I'm just pointing out how bad it smells in this restaurant."