...To wrestling with something that infected my computer, that's where.  I had planned to write...instead I spent hours attempting to clean things up before finally giving up, backing up many GBs of files, and then re-installing the OS.  I now have an excellently-functioning computer with NOTHING installed on it.  Blech.

OK.  To keep this from just being a whiny post of whinyness, here is a little something for all y'all from iconomicon  called "Spock's Milkshake":