Somehow, I don't think this is going to be an acceptable review to turn in to the copy editor...
Also, after the Torchwood
finale, Graham Norton had the original Dukes of Hazzard stars on (that would be John Schneider, Tom Wopat and Catherine Bach...and yes, I am enough of a hick that I knew their names without having to look them up). While they were there, Graham went to a website that included a guide on How To Write An Episode of The Dukes of Hazzard
. It includes such vital tips as: Be creative in the structure of your episode, but adhere to the following rule: If the question "Is this the episode where Boss Hogg comes up with a crazy scheme to put the Dukes in jail or swindle honest folk, but in the end is foiled in part due to his own stupidity?" doesn't apply to your episode, you've got to go back to the drawing board.
I'm now desperately wanting to write the Heroes
version of this how-to article. Thank you, Graham Norton, for providing me with yet another distraction from the things I should
(Okay. John Schneider just announced that the name he uses in adult movies is "Ram Peters". I think it's time for me to turn the TV off and go to bed.)