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22nd-Mar-2008 04:44 pm
Eddie Izzard - St Bastard
A happy family story for your Easter Eve:


Mom: I just got a call from your 21-year-old cousin. Your 17-year-old cousin called her and wanted to know how to spell 'vagina'.

Me: Did she ask her what the heck she was doing during 8th grade health class, if she never learned how to spell it then?

Mom: That's not the disturbing part of the story. She was calling to check the spelling because your aunt is insisting that she color Easter eggs, even though she thinks she's too old to do it. So she's secretly writing dirty words on the eggs with wax before she puts them in the dye. And she's run out of simple ones like "dick", and has to move on to more complex phrases.

Me: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Mom: *sighs*  I do not know what went wrong with your generation.


And now, I am off to make dinner and watch bad bad Sci Fi Channel programming. Happy Easter, everyone! 

Comments 
22nd-Mar-2008 10:08 pm (UTC)
Roflmao!!!!!!!

I'm curious as to what your aunt's reaction was. ^_^
23rd-Mar-2008 11:20 pm (UTC)
I'm looking forward to hearing about it, too! Though, considering some of the other things my cousins have gotten up to, this one is a relatively tame one...
22nd-Mar-2008 10:17 pm (UTC)
That's absolutely hysterical omg. XDD
23rd-Mar-2008 11:20 pm (UTC)
My family can be quite interesting and fun. Even my grandma laughs at stuff like this!
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23rd-Mar-2008 11:21 pm (UTC)
I know! It almost makes me wish I would have been at the family dinner, to see people's reactions when she pulled the eggs out.
23rd-Mar-2008 12:32 pm (UTC)
That's great, although I'm kind of pissed I didn't know abut that wax trick because it's totally something I would have done to piss off my parents!

Happy Easter!
23rd-Mar-2008 11:34 pm (UTC)
Happy Easter to you, too!

I told my mom that that would have totally been something I would have considered doing during my sullen days in high school, except that I'd have been too afraid of Dad getting mad to go through with it. She was not happy with me...
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