The hilarious bitches at Disgrasian have provided a "transcript" of Obama's meeting with Bush at the White House. You might want to check it out here. An excerpt:


OBAMA: Mr. President, if I could just get you to focus...

BUSH: Have you wondered where exactly a squid's face is? Those crazy-ass things don't make a lick o' sense to me. Kinda like Koreans.

I'm not big on Obama. I'm not against him, I just can't seem to muster up screaming enthusiasm for him. But I'm sure that there are plenty of people on my flist who would enjoy this commentary from the chicks at Disgrasian, about Fox News' hysterical reporting of Barack and Michelle Obama's "terrorist fist bump".  I always think the best way to deal with idiots is not to scream back at them, but to make them look stupid by mocking them.  And Disgrasian definitely has that down to a science.  They've even got pictures!

Click here for a sampling of other terrorists who have secretly been living in our midst...

I am almost in physical pain over the fact that there is now only one new episode of Life on Mars for me to watch. It kind of slowed down for a couple of episodes, but tonight...well, I won't talk about the plot since at least one person on my flist is watching their way through it right now, but I will say that I am just completely in love with John Simm at this point in time. This episode, he was just absolutely adorable - and just when one would think he couldn't get any more adorable, he almost kissed Annie. (Yeah. It's that kind of show. 15 episodes in...and he's ALMOST kissed the girl.) Which means, of course, that next week it will all come falling down, but right now everything's happy, dammit!

Also, if anyone is looking for a new quiz, here is one that will tell you which candidate you should vote for in the primaries. I...don't really know what to think about this. Actually, I kinda want to retake it and answer that I "don't care" about any of the issues. I wonder which candidate it would recommend for me then?

Pick Your 2008 Presidential Candidate

85% Chris Dodd
76% Barack Obama
75% Hillary Clinton
73% John Edwards
70% Joe Biden
69% Bill Richardson
68% Mike Gravel
68% Dennis Kucinich
50% Rudy Giuliani
39% John McCain
36% Mitt Romney
35% Tom Tancredo
32% Mike Huckabee
27% Ron Paul
27% Fred Thompson

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz