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19th-Mar-2009 09:50 pm
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Timberwolves quality product

That's right, folks. This is not a joke ad. The Minnesota Timberwolves really are offering season tickets for $5.  And they'll probably have trouble selling them.  Which gives me an idea for a poll...

What should the Timberwolves' new slogan be?

Wolves B-ball: A sort-of quality product, in a Made In Malaysia kind of way.
Wolves B-ball: We've got Kevin Garnett.....'s old jersey.
Wolves B-ball: You can't get those tasty Target Center hot dogs unless you buy a game ticket!
Wolves B-ball: On average, we have higher attendance than the minor league baseball team over in St. Paul.
Wolves B-ball: We're not really the Bengals of the NBA. The Bengals have been to a championship game.
Wolves B-ball: No, we are not too proud to beg.

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