...To wrestling with something that infected my computer, that's where. I had planned to write...instead I spent hours attempting to clean things up before finally giving up, backing up many GBs of files, and then re-installing the OS. I now have an excellently-functioning computer with NOTHING installed on it. Blech.
OK. To keep this from just being a whiny post of whinyness, here is a little something for all y'all from iconomicon
called "Spock's Milkshake":