So I had this conversation with a friend: ME:
...Look, boys touching boys, in general, is not interesting to me. Sorry. FRIEND:
But some boys are so hot that it's fun to watch them touch anyone. ME:
OK. True. Like John Barrowman. He's so hot, it doesn't matter WHO he makes out with. FRIEND:
Well, there's got to be SOMEONE who he wouldn't be hot with. ME:
John Barrowman and...Meatloaf? FRIEND:
Oh my God!!! ME:
That's a bad oh-my-God, right? FRIEND:
That's just gross. Meatloaf wouldn't be tolerable even if he was with Sen-- ME:
Do not even use his name in the same sentence as Meatloaf's. I will cut you. FRIEND:
So, Meatloaf is like the anti-John Barrowman? He sucks the hotness out of those unfortunate enough to come near him? ME:
They're like the immovable object and the irresistable force.
This conversation (and the crack we were apparently smoking during it) got me speculating. So, in honor of the return of Torchwood
and its astoundingly high slash content to BBC America this weekend, I have created this poll:
What would happen if John Barrowman and Meatloaf made out?
John Barrowman's charm and hotness consumes and overcomes everything around it. It would be at least marginally hot.
Meatloaf. MEATLOAF. Haven't you ever seen him? The icky is of a magnitude that no amount of hotness can overcome.
Why do you think this is such a bad thing? I have a whole collection of photo manips of the two of them on my RPS journal that I'd love to share with you!
Can we go back to talking about Sylar and Mohinder?
If you ever make me think about something this disgusting again, I will hunt you down and make you read Matthinder fic.