Have you ever found things in the laundry that just should not be there? I'm folding up a load of whites, and I reach in and pull out a washcloth that is yellow. And it has a thin patterned band down one side. My washcloths are all shades of blue and green and have no designs on them. What the hell? How does some random washcloth end up in my basement?
I think the hat had something to do with it. I'm telling you, it's not happy with me.