Full disclosure: I won't say that I hate Chris Chelios, but as someone who owns a authentic Dougie Gilmour Maple Leafs jersey, I'll say that he is hardly my favorite person in the world. Or second favorite. Or 1000th favorite.
Until I saw this video. Which I have watched three times, and I cannot stop laughing at it. ("Just 'cause you look like the Gimp, don't mean you play like the Gimp!") And right at this moment, I love Chris Chelios. And Samuel L. Jackson. I really wish I knew where this came from, because I totally want to kiss whoever wrote this script.