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Why, yes, I have no life. Why do you ask? 
14th-Aug-2008 10:16 am
Lewis Black - horse
I am excited because I just got my name in News of the Weird for the second time as a NewsRanger, helping to bring local weirdness to the world's attention. Yeaaa! (In my mind, I'm saying that in a Dave Lister kind of voice. You know that episode of Red Dwarf where he takes the Cosmopolitan quiz and his result is that he's a "sexy beast"? It's that "yeaaa!")  (No, I am NOT crazy.) 

What did I send in, you ask? Here's the writeup from the Daily Weird newsletter:

Your Daily Jury Duty
[no fair examining the evidence; verdict must be based on mugshot only]
All right, listen up. They need your help on this. They really don't know if this gal's guilty or innocent. Facts? Facts will just confuse you, but anyway, one, she just got out of jail for attempting to kill her husband (but he forgave her), and then, a couple of hours later, the husband was dead, but on the other hand, he's been in poor health for a while. See what I mean? It could go either way. Thus, it looks like the only fair way to resolve this touchy case is with a photo verdict. St. Paul Pioneer Press

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