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The W Presidential Library 
11th-Sep-2008 11:38 am
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Yech. Boyfriend and I continue to have a nasty cold; we both stayed home yesterday, and I kind of wish I'd just stayed home today, as I am having trouble concentrating on tasks.

One of the few things I'm capable of doing is cleaning out my inbox. It includes this email from a friend, that I thought I would share. Did you know that the George W. Bush Presidential Library is scheduled to open in early 2009? The Library will include:

- The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

- The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

- The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

- The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

- The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

- The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

- The National Debt room, which is huge and has no ceiling.

- The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.

- The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.

- The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour of it, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

- The Dick Cheney Room, in an undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.

- The Environmental Conservation Room, which is still empty.

- The Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

- The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

- The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.


The museum will also feature an electron microscope, to help you locate the President's accomplishments.

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Comments 
11th-Sep-2008 05:52 pm (UTC)
LOL I have to send this list to some of my co-workers. They'll think it's a riot...Hope you and your boyfriend feel better soon. Nothing like being sick -- and in the summer! -- to feel like a mess.
11th-Sep-2008 10:32 pm (UTC)
I'm really hoping this isn't a harbinger of a long, sniff-filled winter - several other people I know are sick already, as well. At least being on meds makes me REALLY giggle at long political jokes...
11th-Sep-2008 11:26 pm (UTC)
Ok, it's probably a bad sign that I read this and thought "Oh, I want meds, too!"

Never mind that I'm not even allowed to take cold medication because it interferes with my other medications...

*uber facepalm*
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