Another weekend spent offline, due to the ongoing cold and social gatherings.
Boyfriend and our friend E have been trying to get me to get a World of Warcraft account. Boyfriend had quit playing for about 10 months, but after I introduced him to E, E sucked him back in, and he moved over to E's server even though he prefers not to play PvP. So this weekend, we're playing Magic, and they begin discussing what I should be in WoW:
Boyfriend: You know what she would be? A warlock.
E: You are so right. That's how she plays this game. She just sits there quietly, and then pops up and annoys you to death. And laughs while she does it.
Boyfriend: A rogue warlock, probably.
E: Oh, definitely.
Boyfriend: No! No, she'd be a gnome warlock!
E: ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!! The way they hide behind something, and suddenly you're taking damage, but you can't even figure out where the person attacking you is located? And you just KNOW they're sitting there laughing as you die?
Boyfriend: That is SO how she would play the game. It fits her style perfectly.
E: (to me) I hate you already.